Oh no you di'int!

Today I dropped Finn and Layla off at the vet. When I came to pick them up that afternoon, the nice, yet weird vet assistant was there. He just happened to have a giant snake around his neck and was acting like that was a normal occurance, which perhaps it is seeing as I was at the vet. As I was paying, here was our conversation:

Me: "How soon can we get Finn neutered? I don't want to do it too early."

Finn: Stares out door while panting.

Snake Charmer/Vet Assistant: Petting snake. "I would wait a month or so. Well, let me see...if I can get personal here for a minute." Walks toward me.

Me: Staring at snake waiting to see if maybe it would start to constrict on the guy's neck. Wondering if I would finally be able to find out if I have the strength and courage to save someone from a snake attack.

Snake Charmer/Vet Assistant: Bends down over Finn and reaches hands under and back to Finn's special purpose. "Well, he only has one testicle dropped...wait, no there's the other one. He has both, but I would give him some time with them."

Finn: Stares out door while panting.

Me: "You just grabbed his testicles." Sick.